I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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