Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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