Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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