he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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