i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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