people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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