she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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