Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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