The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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