In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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