If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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