So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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