hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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