Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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