I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I touched a dick in church today
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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