would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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