If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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