On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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