Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Vodka?
Forever.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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