Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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