There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize