My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Boobs are out for the taking
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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