he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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