Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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