Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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