they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ugly people sure do ruin things
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's blow job season.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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