bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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