No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
