woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
