I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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