i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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