Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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