Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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