I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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