So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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