Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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