Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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