its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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