he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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