Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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