i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I supernannyed him into submission
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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