i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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