How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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