id be glad to
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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