You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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