god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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