Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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