you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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