Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am naked and annoyed.
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