You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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