margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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