It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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