and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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