Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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